Slaughter of the Innocents (is this part of the 12 days?)

So my newly birthed blog took a Christmas break. Let's say I had to flee to Egypt. The slaughter of the innocents was imminent. In fact, it has been rescheduled. It will be held in a small, hideous room, filled with molded chairs and old rusty computers. It will be held on January 5th, and it is going by the name of (lightening flash) General Comprehensive Exam (dun dun dun dun - done like dinner).

I'm going to practice on you blog, so be prepared. You'll be getting a healthy, or (eyebrows tilted) should we say unhealthy dose of diaspora later this afternoon. This message will self destruct in 4000 years. Until then blog!!!